Learn more about working with Thought Catalog. “I need to stop you here and tell you that I already knew that you had a new job and switched apartments because I check your Facebook fairly often. Let's just say, it was different in a few stages of my drinking career… Stage 1. So oga, how would you know the person you're thinking about when you're drunk? “No, but like, you are my best friend and I’m not just saying that because I’m drunk. hide. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. save. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. i think it makes us behave like dog and cats. Their exes. With the exception of "I love you bro, you're my best friend EVERRRR", type shit do you think confessions and such are more honest while inebriated? A detailed account of their sexual history. If you give them as little as two drinks, they’ll corner you in the bar and tell you the same story about their life over and over again. You get to be your own validation. In … 2. 35 comments. Answer me!!!! Alcohol really brings out the narcissist in some people. You lost your sweater, you have no money left, you’re hungry, you’re crying, you’re yelling at strangers — it’s time for you to pack it up and go home. LOL! Btw I don’t subscribe to His views shaa.. what of those whp think of multiple women when drunk.... abi na just ne... i no think so. In the beginning I was all about drinking to have fun, be happy, laughing, partying & dancing, being promiscuous… subconsciously seeking attention. Do you think you're more honest when drunk? When you're drunk everyone knows it cause we can smell it. Exact question I wanted to ask o. Cos I have never been drunk. Go to happy hour any place around the world and you can find someone slumped over in a corner, clutching a glass of wine, and talking shit about their boss. “I know I just met you but I really need to tell you about my insane mother. Submit your writing to be published on Thought Catalog. Gossip! All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. Drugs. share. Errmmn... so what happens to people who don't get drunk? I don’t mean to sound sketchy or anything but I could throw down for a line or two.”, 6. 58% Upvoted. Do I seem like it? “No, but like, you are my best friend and I’m not just saying that because I’m drunk. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. When you're drunk and THINK you've met a celebrity... dailymail.co.uk - By Carly Stern For Dailymail.com. A drunken night out isn’t complete until someone is tearing up and showering their friend with accolades. That means I and plenty money are meant to be together. 'The person you think about when you’re drunk is the one for you' - Nigerian singer, Ajebutter Errmmn... so what happens to people who don't get drunk? By the end of the night, they’ll most likely be talking about all of the threesomes they’ve had and how they don’t mind anal all that much. The fact that they’re not wasted. It seems like people are always just one cocktail away from telling you how their parents ruined their lives. Trace the scars life has left you. 9. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. Am I right?”, 4. by Linda Ikeji at 02/09/2018 8:28 AM At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. Bonus points are given if the person you’re talking crap about is five feet away from you. Simple. Hope you don’t mind. Honestly. People always tell you it’s been sooooo long since they’ve been wasted but when they really think about it, it’s usually only been six days. “You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1979 Solid Centre Vinyl release of If You Think That Funk Is Junk You're Drunk on Discogs. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Learn about us. And then most of the time people just think you're dumb, not high. Finally, you just have to stop them and be like, “You’ve told me about this fight you had with your BF five times in the past twenty minutes. They’re drunk repeaters. You believed. It’s a gross compulsion but hopefully only a temporary detour from your regular personality. Admitting all the things they know about someone via lurking their Facebook and Twitter. I’m sorry!” Being drunk basically turns you into a paranoid, honest person. Like they say,once one is drunk and starts saying somtin,he or she has dat tin in mind for long,d alcohol only gave them courage to say their minds. Comments expressed here do not reflect the opinions of lindaikejisblog.com or any employee thereof. Does that make me a creep? This thread is archived. The last time they got drunk. Please let me go free!”, 3. You’re wobbling around and combining every negative quality of the Drunk Characters you could possibly be. 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People like to talk shit, especially when they’re inebriated, because there’s no censor. Their astrological signs. “OMG, do you think she heard me?” The answer is always, “Yes, yes she did.”. Linda it means they should try getting drunk even if it’s once lol for sake of seeing who you love . Watch out for the most demure person in the group. Lol. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. !”, 5. they have sex to fulfill a basic need, they arent so judgemental, well actually a cat is. 11. Beginning of the night: “I’m pretty much straightedge. 10. report. 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Themselves. We’ve all been there with this one, telling a near-stranger ALL about your past relationship because your friends are already sick of hearing about it. I really do love you.” If you need to preface something with “and I’m not just saying this ’cause I’m wasted,” chances are you’re just saying it ’cause you’re wasted. A small-scale and unscientifcally sound experiment suggests that the drunker you get, the funnier you feel. Contact us via email: [email protected], 8. Verbal vomit is better than actual vomit, right? I only drink and occasionally smoke pot.” End of the night: “So I heard you guys were getting coke? Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino. You may unsubscribe at any time. *Wink*. For a number of TikTok users, getting drunk is the key to partying with celebrities — or at least, partying with people they think are celebrities. “I’m not drunk. Only you think you're funnier when you're drunk, research says. 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